❝Nowadays, if you don’t have a good body, you better starve the body you have down to a neutral shape, then bolt on some breast implants, replace your teeth, dye your skin orange, inject your lips, sew on some hair, and call yourself the Playmate of the Year. How do we survive this? How do we teach our daughters and gay sons that they are good enough the way they are?❞
– Tina Fey
I personally was blessed with super-napping abilities.

I personally was blessed with super-napping abilities.

The Oatmeal is my new favorite comic.

The Oatmeal is my new favorite comic.